








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
867 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,320 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 963 | 29% |
| Smokes | 871 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 567 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 919 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $139,798 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | papito | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | ArtDealer | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | qwporjeoq | 71% | 24 |
| #4 | vacant | 60% | 45 |
| #5 | G.W.A | montresor | 57% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qwporjeoq | 3 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | G.W.A | montresor | 2 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | vacant | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | pluto | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | ArtDealer | 1 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qwporjeoq | +3.38 | 83 | 60 |
| #2 | ArtDealer | +3.10 | 95 | 37 |
| #3 | vacant | +1.72 | 90 | 64 |
| #4 | papito | +1.52 | 95 | 72 |
| #5 | pluto | +0.84 | 83 | 57 |





