








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 642 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4283 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,465 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3616 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1865 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2616 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3368 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,011,362 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 737 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Congala | 60% | 57 |
| #2 | Shades | 56% | 64 |
| #3 | cupsipper | 55% | 64 |
| #4 | a1 | 54% | 41 |
| #5 | olk | 52% | 171 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olk | +6.41 | 87 | 46 |
| #2 | AquAA | +3.89 | 64 | 54 |
| #3 | a1 | +2.46 | 74 | 63 |
| #4 | Congala | +1.96 | 58 | 62 |
| #5 | Shades | +1.83 | 75 | 68 |





