








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 698 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 197 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4566 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,094 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5494 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6714 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4365 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4521 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,138,739 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 289 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p̶ r̶ i̶ n̶ t̶ e̶ r̶ | +4.23 | 68 | 70 |
| #2 | Man | +3.86 | 69 | 75 |
| #3 | Evil Bob | +0.93 | 63 | 58 |
| #4 | B-a-g-g-a-g-e | -0.53 | 65 | 51 |
| #5 | Misokatti | -1.59 | 45 | 52 |





