








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 180 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1397 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,741 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1575 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1885 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1561 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1720 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $139,410 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maskinegun Miika | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | B-a-g-g-a-g-e | 52% | 31 |
| #3 | Hit Egro | 46% | 24 |
| #4 | Evil Bob | 43% | 109 |
| #5 | Misokatti | 40% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Evil Bob | 321 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | Misokatti | 79 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | B-a-g-g-a-g-e | 30 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Maskinegun Miika | 30 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | Hit Egro | 18 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p̶ r̶ i̶ n̶ t̶ e̶ r̶ | +4.32 | 69 | 70 |
| #2 | Maskinegun Miika | -0.28 | 60 | 60 |
| #3 | Evil Bob | -0.86 | 65 | 54 |
| #4 | B-a-g-g-a-g-e | -0.86 | 68 | 47 |
| #5 | Hit Egro | -2.45 | 34 | 48 |





