








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 574 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 485 matches | ||
| Wingman | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 165 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4700 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,187 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7969 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6964 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7163 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6091 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,207,282 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 766 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fanousdvoraku | 57% | 110 |
| #2 | Ajeto | 52% | 193 |
| #3 | Isolating | 47% | 129 |
| #4 | Chris Moltisanti | 47% | 102 |
| #5 | ex1ect | 44% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Chris Moltisanti | 47% | 102 |
| #5 | ex1ect | 44% | 36 |
| #6 | GreenMeanMachine | 44% | 131 |
| #7 | Anton_Špelec_Ostro_Střelec | 43% | 67 |
| #8 | Me | 39% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fanousdvoraku | 12 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Ajeto | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Isolating | 10 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | GreenMeanMachine | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Chris Moltisanti | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fanousdvoraku | 536 | 0.23 | 16 min |
| #2 | Ajeto | 305 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | GreenMeanMachine | 199 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Isolating | 198 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | Chris Moltisanti | 188 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fanousdvoraku | +2.67 | 77 | 84 |
| #2 | ex1ect | +1.48 | 87 | 44 |
| #3 | Chris Moltisanti | +0.34 | 69 | 65 |
| #4 | Isolating | +0.27 | 61 | 57 |
| #5 | Rush B | +0.01 | 52 | 68 |





