








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 279 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1701 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,110 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2473 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3374 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3224 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3039 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $792,898 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Me | 51% | 85 |
| #2 | Isolating | 47% | 100 |
| #3 | Ajeto | 44% | 79 |
| #4 | Rush B | 44% | 131 |
| #5 | Chris Moltisanti | 43% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Me | 51% | 85 |
| #2 | Isolating | 47% | 100 |
| #3 | Ajeto | 44% | 79 |
| #4 | Rush B | 44% | 131 |
| #5 | Chris Moltisanti | 43% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Isolating | 11 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Rush B | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Me | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Chris Moltisanti | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Ajeto | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rush B | 324 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | Ajeto | 185 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Isolating | 155 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | Chris Moltisanti | 89 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Me | 51 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Me | +1.39 | 62 | 51 |
| #2 | Rush B | +0.85 | 53 | 70 |
| #3 | Chris Moltisanti | +0.71 | 70 | 62 |
| #4 | Isolating | -0.06 | 60 | 58 |
| #5 | GreenMeanMachine | -1.09 | 33 | 62 |





