








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 145 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Wingman | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2154 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,750 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1156 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1674 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2007 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1913 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,080,198 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | dλbu | 50% | 242 |
| #5 | nilzinho | 50% | 40 |
| #6 | Jeans | 49% | 59 |
| #7 | ZinTu | 41% | 22 |
| #8 | Pettis | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dλbu | 16 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | 💀🅉🅄🅉🅄💀 | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | nilzinho | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Cocaine Bear | 3 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | Jeans | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeans | +1.64 | 64 | 56 |
| #2 | 💀🅉🅄🅉🅄💀 | +0.75 | 73 | 54 |
| #3 | Pettis | +0.74 | 47 | 70 |
| #4 | dλbu | +0.67 | 72 | 61 |
| #5 | Cocaine Bear | +0.23 | 43 | 58 |





