








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 389 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 453 matches | ||
| Wingman | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5308 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,316 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4260 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4311 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 7056 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 5689 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,631,411 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 367 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cocaine Bear | 53% | 58 |
| #2 | clean Potter | 50% | 242 |
| #3 | 💀🅉🅄🅉🅄💀 | 49% | 253 |
| #4 | Jeans | 49% | 67 |
| #5 | nilzinho | 46% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 💀🅉🅄🅉🅄💀 | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Jeans | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Cocaine Bear | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | nilzinho | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | clean Potter | 2 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeans | +1.14 | 60 | 52 |
| #2 | 💀🅉🅄🅉🅄💀 | +0.57 | 73 | 54 |
| #3 | dλbu | +0.16 | 67 | 58 |
| #4 | clean Potter | +0.05 | 73 | 51 |
| #5 | nilzinho | -0.28 | 41 | 74 |





