








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
521 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,842 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 436 | 24% |
| Smokes | 527 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 531 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 348 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $255,299 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lapisblu | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | fudgeknuckles | 46% | 13 |
| #3 | Stump Chuggins | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | eightyHD | 36% | 14 |
| #5 | JSLEEZY | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lapisblu | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | fudgeknuckles | 46% | 13 |
| #3 | Stump Chuggins | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | eightyHD | 36% | 14 |
| #5 | JSLEEZY | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lapisblu | 10 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #2 | eightyHD | 7 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #3 | fudgeknuckles | 7 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Stump Chuggins | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fudgeknuckles | +1.74 | 89 | 28 |
| #2 | eightyHD | +0.94 | 72 | 59 |
| #3 | JSLEEZY | +0.40 | 62 | 28 |
| #4 | Syn | -1.14 | 52 | 48 |
| #5 | Stump Chuggins | -1.15 | 59 | 5 |





