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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 437 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 171 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3697 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,309 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1745 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3195 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2270 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3099 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,185,148 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 538 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | loqus | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | Benji | 59% | 90 |
| #3 | ! | 56% | 36 |
| #4 | MicroTechForce | 52% | 33 |
| #5 | Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico | 50% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Benji | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | MicroTechForce | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | loqus | 3 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Stiltz | 3 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | loqus | +5.27 | 83 | 63 |
| #2 | Stiltz | +3.87 | 83 | 59 |
| #3 | 80HD | +2.24 | 80 | 63 |
| #4 | ! | +2.06 | 88 | 41 |
| #5 | Benji | +1.14 | 55 | 47 |





