








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 219 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1729 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,845 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 514 | 13% |
| Smokes | 892 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1452 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 987 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $483,409 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ozqaR | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Deko.O | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | sérox | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | T0llWuT/breit&bereit | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Tezlav ♿ | 1 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deko.O | 472 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #2 | ozqaR | 293 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | T0llWuT/breit&bereit | 222 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | sérox | 139 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Ke1neahnung | 123 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Njyon | +4.45 | 82 | 63 |
| #2 | SYN9X | +3.30 | 73 | 51 |
| #3 | sérox | +1.73 | 81 | 48 |
| #4 | jønne | +1.64 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | Ke1neahnung | +1.54 | 83 | 58 |





