








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 973 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 122 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3005 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,730 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3837 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2315 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3259 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2319 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $722,295 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1874 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Repalena | 52% | 21 |
| #2 | jeppe | 44% | 25 |
| #3 | jimbo | 41% | 17 |
| #4 | Pyllynalle :3 | 37% | 19 |
| #5 | Lucy | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | jeppe | 44% | 25 |
| #3 | jimbo | 41% | 17 |
| #4 | Pyllynalle :3 | 37% | 19 |
| #5 | Lucy | 35% | 20 |
| #6 | Aabeli | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucy | 12 | 0.0317 |
| #2 | jeppe | 9 | 0.0187 |
| #3 | Aabeli | 3 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | Repalena | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Pyllynalle :3 | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Repalena | 80 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | Lucy | 74 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | jimbo | 53 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | jeppe | 40 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Aabeli | 40 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Repalena | +3.13 | 83 | 72 |
| #2 | jeppe | +0.99 | 75 | 43 |
| #3 | mummo | +0.32 | 74 | 82 |
| #4 | Lucy | -0.58 | 37 | 35 |
| #5 | jimbo | -1.15 | 63 | 67 |





