








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 874 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2956 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,037 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 271 | 4% |
| Smokes | 2063 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2781 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 922 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,378,227 of utility $250 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 510 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rad1o | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | [KSK]Jolo * J4F | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | Dexilt | 48% | 176 |
| #4 | PARTHENOKINYGOS | 46% | 28 |
| #5 | PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO | 46% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fleckzi | +5.19 | 75 | 32 |
| #2 | [KSK]Jolo * J4F | +4.67 | 64 | 42 |
| #3 | Rad1o | +3.67 | 80 | 78 |
| #4 | PARTHENOKINYGOS | -0.67 | 62 | 24 |
| #5 | PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO | -1.38 | 32 | 44 |





