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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1324 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 155 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5375 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,380 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1637 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3667 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 2037 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2039 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,857,994 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 879 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO | 23 | 0.0148 |
| #2 | Giagia Vasilo | 19 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | AftistiKwousht | 19 | 0.0144 |
| #4 | wraiapoutsabro | 12 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | Dexilt | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Giagia Vasilo | 214 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #2 | wraiapoutsabro | 200 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO | 130 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | AftistiKwousht | 118 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Dexilt | 33 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wraiapoutsabro | +5.13 | 92 | 58 |
| #2 | PARTHENOKINYGOS | +2.46 | 78 | 38 |
| #3 | AftistiKwousht | -1.03 | 37 | 47 |
| #4 | PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO | -1.10 | 43 | 51 |
| #5 | Dexilt | -3.81 | 6 | 17 |





