








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 432 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5307 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,768 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4054 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4832 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3980 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3902 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,225,216 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 547 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | abnormality | 915 | 0.10 | 24 min |
| #2 | DeputyDuck | 570 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #3 | exk0h | 485 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | p0gs | 288 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #5 | Ol' GreGG | 56 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p0gs | +2.66 | 67 | 77 |
| #2 | Tsarcastic (handbrokey) | +1.39 | 72 | 62 |
| #3 | abnormality | +1.15 | 56 | 69 |
| #4 | DeputyDuck | +0.73 | 51 | 54 |
| #5 | h0tr0d | +0.09 | 48 | 54 |





