








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2423 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 418 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 137 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




127 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6860 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,304 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9263 | 32% |
| Smokes | 8723 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5142 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 6176 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,265,364 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1583 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | LE BJONDAANEN | 54% | 183 |
| #4 | Riddim Ronin | 53% | 245 |
| #5 | davidko | 50% | 40 |
| #6 | ✪ M1ke | 45% | 62 |
| #7 | 0/7 ez leave /THE FEERLESS/ | 45% | 362 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0/7 ez leave /THE FEERLESS/ | 59 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | Riddim Ronin | 26 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | davidko | 18 | 0.0227 |
| #4 | N3M0N | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | LE BJONDAANEN | 7 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Riddim Ronin | 1057 | 0.22 | 25 min |
| #2 | N3M0N | 559 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #3 | 0/7 ez leave /THE FEERLESS/ | 497 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #4 | LE BJONDAANEN | 263 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | ✪ M1ke | 227 | 0.18 | 5 min |





