








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 483 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2987 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,868 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4048 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3357 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2747 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2716 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $938,438 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 170 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chilli | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | kaden | 67% | 21 |
| #3 | Fat Chaw | 58% | 43 |
| #4 | sneed | 54% | 37 |
| #5 | nomadMF | 53% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jksn (sitting desk user) | +3.73 | 81 | 55 |
| #2 | kaden | +3.14 | 87 | 58 |
| #3 | nomadMF | +2.61 | 80 | 67 |
| #4 | SirThuggin | +1.29 | 71 | 50 |
| #5 | Chilli | +0.59 | 54 | 70 |





