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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1628 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,350 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 698 | 21% |
| Smokes | 955 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 924 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 773 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $680,257 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 163 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nomadMF | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | stef | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | jksn (sitting desk user) | 47% | 15 |
| #4 | SirThuggin | 42% | 71 |
| #5 | pen | 41% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jksn (sitting desk user) | +4.00 | 80 | 52 |
| #2 | stef | +3.23 | 73 | 63 |
| #3 | nomadMF | +2.97 | 88 | 71 |
| #4 | pen | +1.47 | 45 | 67 |
| #5 | SirThuggin | +1.27 | 71 | 45 |





