








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 333 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 60 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3133 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,090 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1943 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1161 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 3336 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 2650 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,028,754 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 256 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soebroe | 54% | 268 |
| #2 | Fætter | 53% | 36 |
| #3 | (META)Cha1r_DK | 49% | 35 |
| #4 | Matematik_Krigeren | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soebroe | 54% | 268 |
| #2 | Fætter | 53% | 36 |
| #3 | (META)Cha1r_DK | 49% | 35 |
| #4 | Matematik_Krigeren | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soebroe | 24 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Fætter | 11 | 0.0158 |
| #3 | Matematik_Krigeren | 3 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | (META)Cha1r_DK | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soebroe | 1235 | 0.24 | 32 min |
| #2 | Fætter | 119 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | (META)Cha1r_DK | 113 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | Matematik_Krigeren | 54 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soebroe | +3.39 | 81 | 70 |
| #2 | Fætter | +0.91 | 76 | 64 |
| #3 | Cap'n Crunch | -0.77 | 72 | 62 |
| #4 | (META)Cha1r_DK | -1.75 | 72 | 53 |
| #5 | Matematik_Krigeren | -3.76 | 39 | 48 |





