








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 125 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
592 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,988 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 582 | 29% |
| Smokes | 355 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 510 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 541 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $285,699 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pARRA | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | Mauno | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | Apple | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | wily | 49% | 53 |
| #5 | röpö | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wily | 7 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | pARRA | 3 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | röpö | 3 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | Apple | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | flexaan ku fuckboy | 1 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pARRA | +5.85 | 77 | 54 |
| #2 | wily | +4.40 | 86 | 59 |
| #3 | röpö | +4.01 | 81 | 65 |
| #4 | flexaan ku fuckboy | +0.94 | 90 | 52 |
| #5 | heDdd | +0.52 | 90 | 64 |





