








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 671 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3424 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,756 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1801 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2321 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2556 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2078 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $544,888 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 517 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pARRA | 63% | 75 |
| #2 | lähtisikö kanssani? | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | heDdd | 56% | 81 |
| #4 | Mauno | 55% | 103 |
| #5 | röpö | 50% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | heDdd | 11 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | pARRA | 9 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Womba | 8 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | Apple | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Mauno | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pARRA | 410 | 0.29 | 8 min |
| #2 | heDdd | 203 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | röpö | 195 | 0.31 | 4 min |
| #4 | Mauno | 134 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Womba | 111 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wily | +4.27 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | pARRA | +4.04 | 77 | 60 |
| #3 | röpö | +3.25 | 79 | 57 |
| #4 | heDdd | +0.65 | 83 | 65 |
| #5 | lähtisikö kanssani? | +0.14 | 81 | 51 |





