








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
584 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 920 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 343 | 37% |
| Smokes | 121 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 212 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 244 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $108,971 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 351 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AmmoNation | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | connor | 50% | 46 |
| #3 | dlcpack | 45% | 44 |
| #4 | connorOTB | 45% | 49 |
| #5 | drunk cal | 31% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AmmoNation | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | connor | 50% | 46 |
| #3 | dlcpack | 45% | 44 |
| #4 | connorOTB | 45% | 49 |
| #5 | drunk cal | 31% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drunk cal | 11 | 0.0169 |
| #2 | connor | 5 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | dlcpack | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | AmmoNation | 2 | 0.0118 |
| #5 | connorOTB | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | connor | 124 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | dlcpack | 103 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | drunk cal | 98 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | connorOTB | 77 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | AmmoNation | 29 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drunk cal | +8.26 | 69 | 50 |
| #2 | AmmoNation | +4.17 | 94 | 65 |
| #3 | connorOTB | +3.87 | 73 | 31 |
| #4 | connor | +0.97 | 63 | 39 |
| #5 | dlcpack | -3.37 | 25 | 50 |





