








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 434 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 127 matches | ||
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4204 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,002 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4558 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3103 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3374 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3967 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $963,786 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crazy Brazy | 12 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Zailito | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Pete.R | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Hanna | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Aschoff | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zailito | 675 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #2 | Crazy Brazy | 636 | 0.23 | 20 min |
| #3 | Aschoff | 389 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #4 | Pete.R | 275 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #5 | jNs | 220 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoMo | +3.47 | 76 | 72 |
| #2 | marec | +3.27 | 73 | 72 |
| #3 | Crazy Brazy | +2.13 | 63 | 69 |
| #4 | Aschoff | +1.07 | 56 | 77 |
| #5 | Noizz | +0.58 | 76 | 69 |





