








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1285 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,242 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 897 | 28% |
| Smokes | 859 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 679 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 807 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $459,459 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chasm | 43% | 80 |
| #2 | 我是一個好學生 | 42% | 19 |
| #3 | 大佬你唔好咁痴線啦 | 42% | 50 |
| #4 | ∗起舞弄清影∗何似在人间∗ | 37% | 126 |
| #5 | 1515 | 36% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | BarryL0712 | 33% | 33 |
| #8 | TEurnigc | 31% | 70 |
| #9 | itachi | 26% | 19 |
| #10 | GyPs0pHi1a | 14% | 14 |
| #11 | Nsc | 7% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ∗起舞弄清影∗何似在人间∗ | 411 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | 大佬你唔好咁痴線啦 | 240 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #3 | 1515 | 229 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | Chasm | 169 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | TEurnigc | 116 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 大佬你唔好咁痴線啦 | +8.12 | 93 | 68 |
| #2 | ∗起舞弄清影∗何似在人间∗ | +3.69 | 69 | 43 |
| #3 | BarryL0712 | +1.90 | 76 | 25 |
| #4 | 我是一個好學生 | +1.28 | 39 | 48 |
| #5 | 1515 | -0.66 | 28 | 37 |





