








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 366 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 230 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 113 matches | ||
| Wingman | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4171 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,259 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 663 | 13% |
| Smokes | 710 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 2155 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 1731 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $46,406 of utility $3 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 181 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smoweev (Ἰμούθης) | +5.55 | 53 | 48 |
| #2 | [E-Glouw] ELCIGOAT_ | +2.55 | 39 | 39 |
| #3 | ♥ plantico ♥ | -0.25 | 39 | 51 |
| #4 | Shad | -1.40 | 41 | 31 |
| #5 | GregGreg {I'm ô Tep} | -1.69 | 31 | 27 |





