








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 607 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4670 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,461 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2458 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2842 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1980 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2181 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,235,509 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛BasTos♛ | 81% | 21 |
| #2 | nix | 68% | 40 |
| #3 | Mugiwara Luffy | 61% | 155 |
| #4 | babyS | 59% | 37 |
| #5 | r0verz | 59% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r0verz | 17 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | nix | 15 | 0.0174 |
| #3 | babyS | 10 | 0.0123 |
| #4 | Mugiwara Luffy | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | meisteRaRcebispo | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mugiwara Luffy | 735 | 0.24 | 20 min |
| #2 | r0verz | 317 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | meisteRaRcebispo | 267 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | nix | 181 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #5 | ♛BasTos♛ | 106 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0on | +4.49 | 88 | 62 |
| #2 | ♛BasTos♛ | +1.77 | 51 | 78 |
| #3 | babyS | +1.60 | 83 | 56 |
| #4 | r0verz | +1.34 | 82 | 63 |
| #5 | nix | +0.64 | 77 | 63 |





