








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 658 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Faceit | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3672 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,268 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3490 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3049 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2137 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2592 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $857,771 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 752 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nix | 65% | 48 |
| #2 | Guivv | 63% | 30 |
| #3 | Carneiro | 63% | 32 |
| #4 | babyS | 61% | 69 |
| #5 | Mugiwara Luffy | 60% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Miau Miau | 55% | 20 |
| #11 | sam | 53% | 19 |
| #12 | meisteRaRcebispo | 46% | 52 |
| #13 | Droga | 45% | 22 |
| #14 | FAKE NAAAATTYY | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mugiwara Luffy | 433 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #2 | m0on | 310 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | nix | 219 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #4 | meisteRaRcebispo | 149 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | babyS | 148 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0on | +4.48 | 85 | 65 |
| #2 | babyS | +3.23 | 82 | 52 |
| #3 | Guivv | +2.79 | 85 | 46 |
| #4 | r0verz | +2.51 | 82 | 64 |
| #5 | Droga | +1.07 | 74 | 42 |





