








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1428 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Agency | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 146 matches | ||
| Premier | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 110 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13539 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,013 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9021 | 30% |
| Smokes | 9753 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 7351 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3888 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,195,833 of utility $41 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1270 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AWPtimus Prime | 70% | 154 |
| #2 | armenian ra_ist | 67% | 273 |
| #3 | goondre | 66% | 603 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AWPtimus Prime | 70% | 154 |
| #2 | armenian ra_ist | 67% | 273 |
| #3 | goondre | 66% | 603 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goondre | 55 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | armenian ra_ist | 33 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | AWPtimus Prime | 12 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goondre | 1092 | 0.09 | 22 min |
| #2 | armenian ra_ist | 432 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | AWPtimus Prime | 423 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goondre | +3.18 | 77 | 54 |
| #2 | noxsu | +1.77 | 68 | 50 |
| #3 | armenian ra_ist | +1.42 | 82 | 39 |
| #4 | AWPtimus Prime | +0.48 | 47 | 55 |





