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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
62 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 97 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 35 | 36% |
| Smokes | 22 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2 | 2% |
| Molotovs | 38 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $27,000 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | poztix | 31% | 16 |
| #2 | Lemons | 29% | 7 |
| #3 | Chunky Cheese Rat | 25% | 4 |
| #4 | 💎Diamondz💎 | 25% | 4 |
| #5 | Lil Cheesy | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | poztix | 31% | 16 |
| #2 | Lemons | 29% | 7 |
| #3 | Chunky Cheese Rat | 25% | 4 |
| #4 | 💎Diamondz💎 | 25% | 4 |
| #5 | Lil Cheesy | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | poztix | 4 | 0.0131 |
| #2 | Lemons | 3 | 0.0211 |
| #3 | Chunky Cheese Rat | 1 | 0.0143 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | poztix | 48 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #2 | Lemons | 46 | 0.32 | 1 min |
| #3 | Lil Cheesy | 7 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | 💎Diamondz💎 | 4 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | Chunky Cheese Rat | 2 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lemons | +15.55 | 86 | 72 |
| #2 | poztix | +4.13 | 51 | 56 |
| #3 | 💎Diamondz💎 | -0.87 | 25 | 53 |
| #4 | Lil Cheesy | -2.49 | 5 | 22 |
| #5 | Chunky Cheese Rat | -3.20 | 14 | 44 |





