








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 246 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 209 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4087 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,154 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1147 | 9% |
| Smokes | 3499 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4024 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3484 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,599,276 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 159 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ c0mp | 62% | 37 |
| #2 | Bóbr | 57% | 47 |
| #3 | Raphacchi | 53% | 498 |
| #4 | sleezy | 52% | 52 |
| #5 | Brinki | 49% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Bóbr | 57% | 47 |
| #3 | Raphacchi | 53% | 498 |
| #4 | sleezy | 52% | 52 |
| #5 | Brinki | 49% | 110 |
| #6 | マンコが大好き | 43% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raphacchi | 25 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | ✪ c0mp | 8 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | Brinki | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | sleezy | 6 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | マンコが大好き | 5 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raphacchi | 1098 | 0.11 | 21 min |
| #2 | Brinki | 412 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #3 | マンコが大好き | 74 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | sleezy | 73 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | ✪ c0mp | 30 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brinki | +2.93 | 77 | 63 |
| #2 | sleezy | +2.31 | 74 | 56 |
| #3 | Raphacchi | +0.56 | 67 | 66 |
| #4 | ✪ c0mp | +0.55 | 69 | 40 |
| #5 | Skeem | -0.57 | 57 | 47 |





