








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 501 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Esplay | 16 matches | 1,673 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3010 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,290 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3317 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2165 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2076 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1732 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,240,435 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 209 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tykh1 | 53% | 53 |
| #2 | UMPpanen45 | 36% | 25 |
| #3 | Veldor | 33% | 30 |
| #4 | Froxter | 29% | 45 |
| #5 | ༼つ◕__◕ ༽つ | 18% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tykh1 | 53% | 53 |
| #2 | UMPpanen45 | 36% | 25 |
| #3 | Veldor | 33% | 30 |
| #4 | Froxter | 29% | 45 |
| #5 | ༼つ◕__◕ ༽つ | 18% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veldor | 11 | 0.0175 |
| #2 | Tykh1 | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Froxter | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | ༼つ◕__◕ ༽つ | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | UMPpanen45 | 2 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tykh1 | 188 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | Veldor | 139 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #3 | Froxter | 88 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | UMPpanen45 | 86 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | ༼つ◕__◕ ༽つ | 53 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UMPpanen45 | +1.66 | 69 | 53 |
| #2 | Tykh1 | +1.03 | 51 | 55 |
| #3 | Jakaure | +0.57 | 85 | 61 |
| #4 | ༼つ◕__◕ ༽つ | -0.61 | 65 | 56 |
| #5 | Veldor | -1.05 | 44 | 63 |





