








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 113 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 52 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
415 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,234 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 243 | 20% |
| Smokes | 232 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 432 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 327 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $150,496 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | n3uroL | 52% | 21 |
| #8 | way2hay | 50% | 6 |
| #9 | beckeN. | 44% | 25 |
| #10 | Když koření voní | 40% | 15 |
| #11 | FEN1NNN | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jayk3M v metafly bundě | 90 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #2 | n3uroL | 67 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | beckeN. | 48 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | way2hay | 33 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #5 | Když koření voní | 32 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KOKYy | +2.93 | 96 | 81 |
| #2 | way2hay | +1.51 | 72 | 80 |
| #3 | beckeN. | +1.32 | 72 | 51 |
| #4 | Jayk3M v metafly bundě | +1.23 | 85 | 72 |
| #5 | n3uroL | +1.11 | 85 | 64 |





