








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 48 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
416 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 784 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 116 | 15% |
| Smokes | 93 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 500 | 64% |
| Molotovs | 75 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $154,523 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 356 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meladdiction | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Flawingo | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | Little Red Bull | 78% | 9 |
| #4 | Kali <3 | 75% | 4 |
| #5 | Night Fox | 60% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Night Fox | 60% | 10 |
| #6 | Aztec | 50% | 24 |
| #7 | Astro | 47% | 38 |
| #8 | Monte | 45% | 11 |
| #9 | Aider | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Astro | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Little Red Bull | 2 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Astro | 44 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #2 | Little Red Bull | 42 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #3 | Meladdiction | 34 | 0.30 | 1 min |
| #4 | Aztec | 32 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kali <3 | 20 | 0.23 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flawingo | +3.86 | 89 | 35 |
| #2 | Kali <3 | +3.65 | 80 | 50 |
| #3 | Aztec | +1.86 | 64 | 53 |
| #4 | Astro | +0.04 | 81 | 56 |
| #5 | Night Fox | -0.56 | 53 | 51 |





