








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 345 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2363 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,955 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1326 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2134 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 837 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1658 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $619,813 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boolets | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | Similar :) | 48% | 25 |
| #3 | ✈|| Radon Randell | 48% | 25 |
| #4 | jeff | 39% | 23 |
| #5 | Crazie | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boolets | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | Similar :) | 48% | 25 |
| #3 | ✈|| Radon Randell | 48% | 25 |
| #4 | jeff | 39% | 23 |
| #5 | Crazie | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boolets | 4 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | Crazie | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Similar :) | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | jeff | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Similar :) | 219 | 0.41 | 7 min |
| #2 | jeff | 144 | 0.30 | 5 min |
| #3 | Crazie | 76 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | boolets | 38 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | ✈|| Radon Randell | 35 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Similar :) | +1.88 | 67 | 68 |
| #2 | link 현빈 | +1.46 | 82 | 57 |
| #3 | Crazie | +0.11 | 84 | 61 |
| #4 | jeff | -1.40 | 66 | 67 |
| #5 | ✈|| Radon Randell | -1.54 | 67 | 42 |





