








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 414 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1333 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,601 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2007 | 44% |
| Smokes | 885 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 806 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 903 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $533,380 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 296 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PJ | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | McDish | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | kelvin | 51% | 37 |
| #4 | Crazie | 51% | 88 |
| #5 | Cheem1cal | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | link νλΉ | 39% | 23 |
| #7 | Tbonelul | 38% | 16 |
| #8 | riperoni | 33% | 9 |
| #9 | iynxy | 22% | 23 |
| #10 | Sully | 21% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crazie | 13 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | kelvin | 9 | 0.0113 |
| #3 | iynxy | 3 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Sully | 3 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | Tbonelul | 2 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crazie | 264 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | iynxy | 53 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | link νλΉ | 51 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | kelvin | 43 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Cheem1cal | 39 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crazie | +1.19 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | riperoni | +0.91 | 64 | 63 |
| #3 | link νλΉ | +0.35 | 86 | 54 |
| #4 | jeff | +0.32 | 68 | 68 |
| #5 | kelvin | -0.57 | 69 | 32 |





