








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1732 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,894 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 860 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1102 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 770 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1162 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $372,874 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaNdro | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | RedShotSmqked_ | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | Alex | 50% | 28 |
| #4 | DIRTY7 | 47% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaNdro | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | RedShotSmqked_ | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | Alex | 50% | 28 |
| #4 | DIRTY7 | 47% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex | 7 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | DIRTY7 | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DIRTY7 | 83 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | RedShotSmqked_ | 82 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #3 | Alex | 69 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | SaNdro | 31 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ROBZ | +1.93 | 82 | 53 |
| #2 | RedShotSmqked_ | +0.01 | 80 | 65 |
| #3 | DIRTY7 | -0.25 | 82 | 54 |
| #4 | Alex | -1.70 | 77 | 47 |
| #5 | SaNdro | -2.02 | 71 | 50 |





