








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 342 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 244 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4222 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,948 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2270 | 29% |
| Smokes | 981 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 2537 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2160 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,683,876 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1489 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zay | 50% | 22 |
| #2 | ROBZ | 47% | 43 |
| #3 | Alex | 46% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zay | 50% | 22 |
| #2 | ROBZ | 47% | 43 |
| #3 | Alex | 46% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex | 43 | 0.0168 |
| #2 | zay | 13 | 0.0295 |
| #3 | ROBZ | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex | 292 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | ROBZ | 81 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | zay | 32 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ROBZ | +1.85 | 81 | 57 |
| #2 | zay | +0.87 | 77 | 64 |
| #3 | Alex | +0.25 | 79 | 54 |
| #4 | DIRTY7 | -0.28 | 82 | 49 |





