








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 814 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1876 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,383 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1651 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1388 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2068 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1276 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $612,587 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4309 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Missen fra Amsterdam | 33% | 18 |
| #8 | Puffy highs ♡ | 33% | 39 |
| #9 | ILLUMINATI ^^ | 27% | 11 |
| #10 | Smikky | 25% | 12 |
| #11 | Lill - Bambino - Bish - Dk | 13% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561199502157048 | 12 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | Sukr4m | 6 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | Mr. Mack | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Puffy highs ♡ | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Missen fra Amsterdam | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sukr4m | +5.05 | 75 | 66 |
| #2 | Smikky | +3.02 | 84 | 35 |
| #3 | Poisongage | +2.70 | 34 | 71 |
| #4 | -=F4Li0N=- Bella C!a0 | +2.63 | 40 | 22 |
| #5 | Puffy highs ♡ | +1.98 | 66 | 63 |





