








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4921 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,761 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5665 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3877 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2003 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 4216 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,205,616 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 503 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | djok1ca | 472 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | |☆ mina | 282 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #3 | Coa | 280 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #4 | pewo_ (2.5mg x3) | 221 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #5 | Hiibriid | 154 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | |☆ mina | +4.68 | 81 | 65 |
| #2 | zlatibor | +4.38 | 75 | 70 |
| #3 | djok1ca | +3.14 | 48 | 60 |
| #4 | Hiibriid | +1.55 | 52 | 52 |
| #5 | pewo_ (2.5mg x3) | -0.86 | 62 | 66 |





