








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 645 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2523 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,312 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2430 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2569 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1710 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2603 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $537,737 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 223 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | чича | 57% | 14 |
| #12 | choiv7 | 55% | 56 |
| #13 | Coa | 55% | 22 |
| #14 | SkuLL_Crusher | 53% | 17 |
| #15 | JB | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Munem | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | djok1ca | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | magas | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | furcis | 3 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | JB | 2 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | choiv7 | 282 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #2 | Munem | 272 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | zlatibor | 233 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #4 | ThePastスモーカー | 200 | 0.30 | 5 min |
| #5 | djok1ca | 159 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Munem | +3.01 | 91 | 73 |
| #2 | choiv7 | +2.71 | 79 | 79 |
| #3 | |☆ mina | +2.56 | 83 | 64 |
| #4 | SkuLL_Crusher | +2.15 | 88 | 56 |
| #5 | djok1ca | +2.02 | 46 | 56 |





