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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1973 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,399 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1537 | 45% |
| Smokes | 843 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 608 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 411 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $442,114 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 293 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maqu1na 💔 | 92% | 12 |
| #2 | bebitofiufiu | 83% | 12 |
| #3 | JagobaA7X | 83% | 24 |
| #4 | emotive | 77% | 30 |
| #5 | fixgacha | 75% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maqu1na 💔 | 3 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | k♌♡Ֆ | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | tASMAN1ANDIABLEEEEE | 2 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | Xtraink | 2 | 0.0125 |
| #5 | emotive | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | emotive | 129 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #2 | BuLgAroFf | 77 | 0.31 | 2 min |
| #3 | JagobaA7X | 70 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | maqu1na 💔 | 58 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | k♌♡Ֆ | 55 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bebitofiufiu | +5.25 | 93 | 53 |
| #2 | SOUL | +3.28 | 81 | 46 |
| #3 | JagobaA7X | +3.21 | 80 | 62 |
| #4 | maqu1na 💔 | +1.91 | 78 | 58 |
| #5 | EL Diablaso | +1.79 | 85 | 49 |





