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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
468 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 827 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 136 | 16% |
| Smokes | 116 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 291 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 284 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $141,360 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 144 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Strunzyyy | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | tee | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | Girr | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | RA!DEN | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Strunzyyy | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | tee | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | Girr | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | RA!DEN | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Strunzyyy | 1 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Strunzyyy | 23 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #2 | Girr | 19 | 0.33 | 1 min |
| #3 | RA!DEN | 10 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #4 | tee | 3 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Girr | +1.70 | 86 | 64 |
| #2 | RA!DEN | +1.43 | 72 | 54 |
| #3 | v u l k a n | +1.04 | 83 | 47 |
| #4 | Strunzyyy | +0.39 | 66 | 49 |
| #5 | tee | -2.11 | 64 | 47 |





