








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1611 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 283 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 95 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5152 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,529 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4757 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5601 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4565 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4606 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,238,032 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 120 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✿Shiro❀ | 55% | 38 |
| #2 | PullOutKing | 55% | 245 |
| #3 | Shiroyasha | 52% | 241 |
| #4 | ✪Skruple💩 | 50% | 317 |
| #5 | ( ◕▿◕ ) BigDPlays ☑ | 49% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Skruple💩 | 1106 | 0.17 | 29 min |
| #2 | CAHMI | 621 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #3 | Shiroyasha | 422 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #4 | ✿Shiro❀ | 342 | 0.45 | 10 min |
| #5 | PullOutKing | 284 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PullOutKing | +2.54 | 81 | 54 |
| #2 | ♞Pudgie♞ | +2.38 | 71 | 70 |
| #3 | ✿Shiro❀ | +2.17 | 70 | 80 |
| #4 | ✪Skruple💩 | +0.41 | 50 | 68 |
| #5 | Shiroyasha | +0.34 | 81 | 68 |





