








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2606 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1716 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 207 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
19488 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 77,047 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9029 | 12% |
| Smokes | 25141 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 21628 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 21249 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $8,656,403 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2359 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PullOutKing | 53% | 150 |
| #2 | ♞Pudgie♞ | 52% | 241 |
| #3 | CAHMI | 48% | 170 |
| #4 | ✪Skruple💩 | 48% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PullOutKing | 53% | 150 |
| #2 | ♞Pudgie♞ | 52% | 241 |
| #3 | CAHMI | 48% | 170 |
| #4 | ✪Skruple💩 | 48% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PullOutKing | 13 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | ♞Pudgie♞ | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | ✪Skruple💩 | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | CAHMI | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♞Pudgie♞ | 551 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #2 | CAHMI | 360 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | ✪Skruple💩 | 319 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | PullOutKing | 158 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PullOutKing | +2.16 | 79 | 56 |
| #2 | ♞Pudgie♞ | +1.30 | 71 | 71 |
| #3 | Shiroyasha | +0.33 | 79 | 67 |
| #4 | CAHMI | -1.05 | 42 | 55 |
| #5 | ✪Skruple💩 | -1.06 | 52 | 67 |





