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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 134 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 26 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
310 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,000 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 206 | 21% |
| Smokes | 274 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 303 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 217 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $201,458 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ewrecked | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | camthakilla | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | eli | 50% | 12 |
| #4 | Yaya11 | 50% | 26 |
| #5 | kay whirl | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Yaya11 | 50% | 26 |
| #5 | kay whirl | 35% | 17 |
| #6 | nba youngboy | 33% | 9 |
| #7 | Israel Is T-Sided | 30% | 10 |
| #8 | sav | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eli | 2 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Yaya11 | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | kay whirl | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | sav | 1 | 0.0164 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Israel Is T-Sided | 28 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #2 | Yaya11 | 25 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #3 | kay whirl | 25 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | eli | 23 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | camthakilla | 11 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eli | +2.88 | 80 | 65 |
| #2 | Israel Is T-Sided | +2.28 | 63 | 63 |
| #3 | nba youngboy | +1.83 | 48 | 45 |
| #4 | camthakilla | +1.64 | 72 | 62 |
| #5 | Yaya11 | +0.81 | 48 | 38 |





