








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 836 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 375 matches | ||
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




92 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7201 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,006 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3881 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4986 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4091 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5048 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,515,069 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2502 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PurnurplePanda | 72% | 47 |
| #2 | Serce | 69% | 32 |
| #3 | cobalt | 65% | 162 |
| #4 | SayYouWill | 63% | 139 |
| #5 | colin | 63% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Serce | 69% | 32 |
| #3 | cobalt | 65% | 162 |
| #4 | SayYouWill | 63% | 139 |
| #5 | colin | 63% | 95 |
| #6 | swayzao-RSF | 61% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cobalt | 42 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | SayYouWill | 23 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | PurnurplePanda | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | swayzao-RSF | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | colin | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cobalt | 592 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | colin | 435 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #3 | SayYouWill | 341 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | PurnurplePanda | 239 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #5 | swayzao-RSF | 107 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cobalt | +1.88 | 82 | 55 |
| #2 | SayYouWill | +1.84 | 83 | 45 |
| #3 | colin | +1.75 | 81 | 67 |
| #4 | swayzao-RSF | +1.56 | 83 | 58 |
| #5 | fer | +0.94 | 68 | 54 |





