








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 249 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1407 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,921 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 570 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1607 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 755 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 989 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,420,724 of utility $237 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smol ting | 16 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | FlapJack :) | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | trt tony (600mg) | 4 | 0.0121 |
| #4 | Zarjio | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Wiz | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smol ting | 387 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | FlapJack :) | 349 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | Zarjio | 95 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | trt tony (600mg) | 76 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | Wiz | 45 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trt tony (600mg) | +2.10 | 73 | 61 |
| #2 | smol ting | +1.77 | 74 | 65 |
| #3 | Wiz | +0.19 | 60 | 66 |
| #4 | FlapJack :) | -0.45 | 46 | 58 |
| #5 | BeeRad | -0.56 | 64 | 35 |





