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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
262 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 383 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 90 | 23% |
| Smokes | 24 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 151 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 118 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $87,774 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wo3ful | 18% | 11 |
| #2 | Foxy | 0% | 4 |
| #3 | wubbzy | 0% | 4 |
| #4 | Beep | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wo3ful | 18% | 11 |
| #2 | Foxy | 0% | 4 |
| #3 | wubbzy | 0% | 4 |
| #4 | Beep | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Foxy | 2 | 0.0250 |
| #2 | wo3ful | 1 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Beep | 1 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wo3ful | 30 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | Foxy | 5 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #3 | Beep | 2 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Foxy | +5.21 | 57 | 21 |
| #2 | wo3ful | +1.03 | 50 | 54 |
| #3 | ♡femboy switch player♡ | -3.78 | 17 | 13 |
| #4 | wubbzy | -7.30 | 4 | 3 |
| #5 | Beep | -7.72 | 1 | 16 |





