








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 508 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2605 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,416 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4186 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3837 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2076 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2317 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $309,171 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 225 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | --Sniper-- | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | Cornetto | 71% | 17 |
| #3 | Gozi | 67% | 12 |
| #4 | Paul Codio | 62% | 52 |
| #5 | zokkolo duro pro | 59% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | ✪benitho | 56% | 16 |
| #9 | MichaH | 56% | 18 |
| #10 | TNR LFP | 52% | 21 |
| #11 | Zeppo | 50% | 14 |
| #12 | Syl | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paul Codio | 8 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | ̷⎝̷⧹̷𝓛𝓲𝓷𝓲 | 7 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | algoram | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Zeppo | 5 | 0.0166 |
| #5 | Syl | 3 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | algoram | 398 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | Paul Codio | 166 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | ̷⎝̷⧹̷𝓛𝓲𝓷𝓲 | 162 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | MichaH | 84 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #5 | Syl | 81 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TNR LFP | +3.64 | 93 | 61 |
| #2 | Cornetto | +2.85 | 79 | 54 |
| #3 | --Sniper-- | +2.19 | 85 | 62 |
| #4 | MichaH | +1.44 | 60 | 66 |
| #5 | SAtYSY | +1.04 | 74 | 70 |





