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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1879 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,948 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 906 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1080 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 234 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 728 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $875,008 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 243 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bleech | 52% | 222 |
| #2 | andrew | 47% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bleech | 52% | 222 |
| #2 | andrew | 47% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bleech | 19 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | andrew | 14 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bleech | 844 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #2 | andrew | 219 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bleech | +2.10 | 71 | 63 |
| #2 | SapphireSalt | +0.73 | 35 | 38 |
| #3 | andrew | -0.34 | 59 | 46 |





